Just Had to comment as I didn't view John Carter until it made it to my Pay Cable in 2013.
*** of *****
Very Entertaining with a good cast plus good direction made it seamless.
My critique is from someone who Never heard of the character and of couse the book neither.
Don't know as a SciFi buff how I missed the book but Nobody's perfect, I guess. ;^)
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