Is Microsoft really THAT desperate???? XD
Good laugh, indeed!
To be honest, i believe it's that buggieness of Windows that makes it somehow sympathetic, like a naughty pet, "Bad Fido! NO! Put that away! No, not there! Not on the carpet!" Myriads of people didn't buy the Tamagotchi, because it was always satisfied or well-behaved, either, no, they bought it because it was constantly dying, raging, demanding attention. When i first experienced a Tamagotchi i thought "Hey! A portable Windows!"
Took me too long to shake off the tight grip of those old habits. That's what i will call it now: "Windows - Those Olde Habits"