Humor

[wolfden]

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do er a little different. The last few years, I took yore advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,and Earlene got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and danged if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."

[moldor]

I don't know if any of you saw the memorial service for Steve Izrwin, Australia's "crocodile hunter" las week, but a couple of "celebrities" have come up condemning him - not only didn't they have the guts to take him to task while he was alive, but they have to have a go at him after his death.

One such prat was Germaine Greer, an Australian feminist now living in London - spawning the following email signature.....

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Germaine Greer is living proof of what will happen to the human body if it goes too long without a thorough shagging.